if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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