I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Never joke about your clitoris.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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