girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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