I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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