Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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