Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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I need you to use more vowels.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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