but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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