what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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