Can i not drive my cunt home
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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