Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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