Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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