8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
They took my balls.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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