this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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