What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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