So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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