Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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