goodnight i made you a song goodbye
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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