Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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