STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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