I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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