I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
"it" just moved
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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