I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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