You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You need Xanax blowdarts
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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