I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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