Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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