my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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