She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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