Midget sex pt 2 tonight
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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