he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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