Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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