Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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