How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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