Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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