I wish I could punch you in the face.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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