But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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