She's JV to your varsity
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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