he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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