my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
