I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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