this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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