he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
His nipple licking is glorious
I'm really busy with my period
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