He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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