normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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