For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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