you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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