My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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