i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
false alarm. still invincible.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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