come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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