I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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