We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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