yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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