Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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