today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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