I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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