i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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